Me: Sees a male-female close friendship that never turns into romance and is instead a platonic relationship where both of them support and care for one another without any expectation for anything else
Me: Starts applauding while tears of joy roll down my face unheeded

plaitypuss:

idgydrawssomethangs:

whatthefoucault:

arkhaeology:

the-uninformed-informant:

aycarmilla:

these guys

bless these beautiful people

This is the first time I’ve heard Uptown Funk. Thank you, ridiculously aerobatic man in a Spider-man costume, for making this moment possible for me.

How the hell does this not have more notes

I can see it now, Spiderman with the Avengers in NYC then this song comes on and he starts jamming and the Avengers are like “wh-what are you doing?” 

I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH SPIDERMAN OMG

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nessanotarized:
“brinaabee:
“First of all this post is racist as fuck. Is it because all of these women are black? NONE OF THESE NAMES ARE GHETTO and the amount of notes it has are disgusting.
Ashanti - A common name in Ghana. It is a name from a...

nessanotarized:

brinaabee:

First of all this post is racist as fuck. Is it because all of these women are black? NONE OF THESE NAMES ARE GHETTO and the amount of notes it has are disgusting. 

Ashanti - A common name in Ghana. It is a name from a powerful African empire. It is a fucking African name.

Aaliyah - It’s also a fucking African name. It means “High Exalted”, “Highest of All”, “To Ascend”. It also means Princess, Beautiful, Goddess, and some other beautiful meanings.

Beyonce - Oh look, another fucking African name. It means “beyond others”. It also derives from the French surname Beyincé, which is also her mother’s maiden name.

Ciara - It is of Irish origin and it means “dark haired beauty” or “black”.

Onika - Yet, another African name. It means warrior and is most often used as a boy’s name. 

Last but not least, Zendaya, which is also a fucking African name. It is a language of Zimbabwe/Southern Zambi. It means “To give thanks”.

Just because it’s not of your culture doesn’t mean it’s fucking ghetto. Who wants a common ass name anyway? You are racist and ignorant. Please educate yourself. 

Preach.

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garatt-tatt-tatt:

earthshakinlove:

Barack “Mr Steal Yo Girl” Obama ladies and gentlemen

Game

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laughing-llama:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

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“What an unexpected -“

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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

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“You’re trapped!”

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“By societal convention!”

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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

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no crying november starts now! good luck!

sportslesbian:

I already lost

I definetly lost

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earthtogrounders:

everyone-hearts-it:

earthtogrounders:

I once had a girlfriend that memorized my cycle and would bring me chocolate or bath salts on the first day and it was the best 10/10 would recommend 

But boys don’t get periods??? lol 

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thalassophobiaa:

wordplayisforeplay:

yungclo:

He’s seen some shit.

Lmao “oh hi 👋🏼” from now on this is my motivation when walking through haunted houses instead of passing out like a punk ass.

I remember this episode lmfao he said he saw his grandmother bootyass nekkid so know he isn’t scared of anything

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
Albert Einstein (via insertperfecturl)

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